MARK: |
Joan, the dog’s on
the bed again. Tell
her to get down.
She’ll ruin the
duvet. |
JOAN: |
I’ll tell her, but
it won’t do much
good. She’ll be back
up again as soon as
we’re out of the
house. |
MARK: |
We never remember to
close the bedroom
and living-room
doors when we are
leaving. |
JOAN: |
It wouldn’t make any
difference. Luna
knows how to open
them. |
MARK: |
Well, we’ll have to
leave her out on the
balcony. |
JOAN: |
She’ll start barking
– she always does.
Then we’ll have the
neighbours
complaining. |
MARK: |
There must be some
way of making her
change her ways. |
JOAN: |
Well, Mark, you
could always buy a
house in the country
for Luna and me! |