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The Secret
of a Long Life


1m 59s - American English

I'm John Doe. I'm a journalist with an important magazine. The other day I saw a white-haired man sitting on the porch in front of his house. I could see the wrinkles in his face and neck, and his wrinkled hands. Articles on the secrets of living to an advanced age are always popular with our readers, so I decided to pursue this story and discover the secret of this man's long life. As I approached him, I said...

JOHN:

Sir, would it bother you if I talked with you for just a moment?

MAN:

Not at all, On the contrary, it would delight me. I get very bored sitting here, even for a short time. Until a little while ago I lived a full and active life without a moment's rest.

JOHN:

Well, they say that a lot of activity helps one to live a long time.

MAN:

That's true, very true. I still feel very well, although my step has slowed down a little. 

The conversation continued in that vein for a while. Although I try to be very considerate about obtaining information from older people, it seemed to me that it would now be all right to begin to ask some discreet questions...

JOHN:

Would it bother you if I smoked a cigarette?

MAN:

Not at all.

JOHN:

I'd offer you one, but I suppose you probably don't smoke, or drink, or...

MAN:

On the contrary! I've always smoked my head off. And until a little while ago I went dancing every night. And as for alcoholic drinks...

JOHN:

Do you mean to say that you've done these things all your life?

MAN:

Of course. Why does that surprise you so much?

JOHN:

I've always been told that doing those things is bad for the health.

MAN:

Ridiculous!

JOHN:

I suppose that you have another secret... a lot of fruit... vegetables... a lot of exercise in the fresh air...

MAN:

Don't be silly! I hate exercise in the fresh air, and I don't like any kind of vegetables.

JOHN:

This is incredible!

MAN:

What do you mean, incredible? What are you talking about?

JOHN:

It's just that I can't understand how you've been able to live like that and to have lasted so long. Tell me, how old are you?

MAN:

Me? I'm twenty-seven. Why?

Source: English Teaching Forum

GLOSSARY

white-haired man: a man having gray or white hair (hombre canoso)
wrinkles: slight depressions on the skin (arrugas)
pursue:
follow up; try to find out more about (seguir con, continuar).
on the contrary:
quite the opposite.

in that vein:
in that way; along those lines.
discreet:
proper; inoffensive; prudent.
smoked my head off: smoked a great deal (fumé todo lo que quise).
as for = in relation to
(en cuanto a)

vegetables: Notice that this word has only three syllables.
silly = stupid (tonto, estúpido)
hate = detest, dislike (odiar, detestar)
incredible = unbelievable (increíble)
lasted = lived (durado, vivido)
so long = for such a long time (tanto tiempo)

How old are you?
: Note the strong stress on are, indicating anticipation of an answer different from what might normally be expected. (For the neutral question How old are you? the major stress falls on old.)

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