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The Hunter
and the Lion


2m 16s - American English

When I was in Africa last year, a man told me about an incredible experience. The conversation went something like this...

HUNTER:

The other day the most extraordinary thing happened to me!

TOURIST:

I suppose that you professional hunters have interesting experiences every day.

HUNTER:

I'm not a professional hunter, quite the contrary. My sport is to shoot at fixed targets, a great distance away.

TOURIST:

That seems like the best way to learn to shoot well.

HUNTER:

But it didn't turn out to be. I've decided to quit hunting animals and go back to my own country.

TOURIST:

Oh, why?

HUNTER:

I'll tell you. The other morning I was walking through the jungle, and suddenly the blood froze in my veins!

TOURIST:

What happened?

HUNTER:

Less than three meters away, hidden in the grass, was an enormous lion. With a terrible roar, he leaped toward me with a great bound.

TOURIST:

No!

HUNTER:

I kneeled down, aimed my rifle, and shot... boom! But as I had no practice in shooting at moving targets at such a short distance, I didn't hit him.

TOURIST:

And you're still alive!

HUNTER:

Only by the grace of God. You see, the lion made such a long leap that he went flying over my head, and landed some five meters away from me.

TOURIST:

What happened then?

HUNTER:

Well, the other hunters came running, and the lion quickly disappeared into the jungle.

TOURIST:

And this experience cured you of hunting?

HUNTER:

No. It was what I saw later that made me decide to quit hunting.

TOURIST:

And what was that?

HUNTER:

Listen... I returned to the camp and immediately began to practice shooting at moving targets at close range in order to be able to kill a lion if another one should attack. One of the boys tossed tin cans into the air and I shot at them...

TOURIST:

Yes, yes, go on.

HUNTER:

It was going well, and I was beginning to get my confidence back. I believed that I already had the advantage over the lion, and I was anxious to meet him again.

TOURIST:

Then... what happened that made you decide to quit hunting?

HUNTER:

Well, I'll tell you. As soon as I stopped practicing, I heard strange sounds coming from the jungle. I heard a pum, pum, pum...

TOURIST:

What was it?

HUNTER:

I looked up over the fence, and there at the edge of the jungle was the same lion.

TOURIST:

And just seeing it was enough to make you decide to go back to your own country?

HUNTER:

No. It was what the lion was doing that made me decide!

TOURIST:

What was that?

HUNTER:

Believe it or not, the lion was practicing short jumps!

GLOSSARY

fixed targets: stationary, not movable objectives or goals (objetivos fijos).
it didn't turn out to be:
it didn't have that result; it didn't prove to be so.
go back = return (regresar)

the other morning:
one morning recently, several days ago (los otros días por la mañana).
the blood froze in my veins:
a metaphorical expression denoting great fear (se me congeló la sangre en las venas)
enormous = huge (gigantesco, enorme)
roar: the sound made by a lion (rugido)
leaped = jumped (saltó)
bound: leap, jump (salto)

kneeled down: rested my weight on my knees (me arrodillé)
aimed = directed (apunté)

cured you of hunting
:
made you want to stop hunting completely (curado de cazar).
to quit: to stop, to give up (dejar de)
camp: temporary lodgings in the country for travelers or vacationers (campamento)
at close range: at a short distance.
tossed: threw into the air (lanzaron al aire)
anxious: nervous, uneasy (nervioso, ansioso)

s
hort jumps:
leaps and bounds as exercising (practicando saltos)

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