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The Doctor
and the Painter


2m 12s - American English

A famous painter was very worried about his sick dog, which had a badly inflamed throat. But he knew that a doctor wouldn't examine a dog. So, in order to get a specialist to come to his house to look at his dog, he decided to pretend he himself was the one who was ill. This artist was a very selfish man, so in spite of the fact that it was past midnight, he called a prominent throat specialist...

DOCTOR:

Hello! This is Dr. Knowitall.

ARTIST:

Oh, Doctor Knowitall, you must come to my house immediately.

DOCTOR:

Sir! I am a famous throat specialist. I only see patients during the day, and by appointment.

ARTIST:

But... but doctor, I'm the celebrated portrait painter, Raphael DePicter, and this is, an emergency.

DOCTOR:

I've had a busy day, and I have to operate very early tomorrow morning. Can't you wait until tomorrow afternoon?

ARTIST:

Oh, no, doctor! That would be too late. I beg you, please come right away. And hurry!

DOCTOR:

Very well. Since you are Raphael DePicter, I'll make an exception. I'll come right away.

When Doctor Knowitall arrived at Mr. DePicter's house and saw that the patient was not the artist but his dog, he was furious. But immediately he thought of a plan to get even. Hiding his anger, he said calmly...

DOCTOR:

I can't tell you right now what's the matter with your dog, but this medicine will alleviate it. I'll study the case and call you when I've made the diagnosis.

At midnight of the following day Mr. DePicter was awakened when his telephone rang...

ARTIST:

Who is it?

DOCTOR:

This is Doctor Knowitall. Mr. DePicter, come quickly to my house. It's urgent!

ARTIST:

But doctor, it's past twelve! Besides, early tomorrow morning I have an appointment to paint the portrait of a very important person. Can't you wait until tomorrow afternoon?

DOCTOR:

Oh, no! That would be too late! And what I have to say is too important to discuss over the telephone. Please hurry!

Mr. DePicter, thinking it was about his dog's illness, jumped out of bed, got dressed, and ran to the doctor's house...

ARTIST:

Doctor, doctor! What's the matter? Why did you call me at this time of night?

DOCTOR:

I'm very concerned about something and I must know the answer right now.

ARTIST:

All right, all right. What is it?

DOCTOR:

Please tell me: how much would you charge to paint my house?

GLOSSARY

sick: ill (enfermo)
inflamed:
red and painful (inflamada).
selfish = egotistical (egoísta)

in spite of
the fact that:
despite (a pesar de que)
prominent:
well‑known; famous (famoso)
throat specialist
:
(especialista en garganta) this compound noun regularly carries the strongest stress on the first element.

celebrated:
widely known; famous (reconocido).
to operate:
to perform surgery (operar).
to operate on somebody: Yesterday, Kevin was operated for appendicitis by Dr. Closter; Yesterday, Dr. Closter operated on Kevin for appendicitis.

right away: immediately (enseguida).
very well
: all right (de acuerdo).
make an exception:
be willing to do something different from the usual rule or pattern.
get even:
take revenge.
hide = conceal (ocultar)
anger: strong emotion (ira, rabia)

right now:
at this time.
what's the matter:
what's wrong (qué ocurre).
awakened = not sleeping (despierto)
over the telephone = on the phone (por teléfono)
at this time of night: at this very late hour.
concerned = worried (preocupado)

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