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The Amazing
Act


1m 54s - American English

PETER:

Hello, John. What are you doing here?

JOHN:

Hi, Peter. I've come to see Mr. Brilliant.

PETER:

Mr. Brilliant, the famous theater agent?

JOHN:

The same.

PETER:

Then you've finally perfected your act?

JOHN:

After two years of hard work, at last I have done it!  I've finally succeeded in training an ant.

PETER:

So you've trained an ant! Amazing!

JOHN:

I have worked sixteen hours a day on this act. But Little Andy is sensational...

PETER:

Yes, it's worth all that hard work to produce an act like that, my friend! Just think! You're the first man in history who has trained an ant.

JOHN:

I'm sure Little Andy will soon be known throughout the whole world.

PETER:

You're a lucky man. You'll be famous. You'll be rich.

SECRETARY:

Excuse me, Mr. Miller, you can go into Mr. Brilliant's office now.

JOHN:

Thank you. (Pause.) Oh, miss, Mr. Brilliant isn't at his desk.

SECRETARY:

He's in the other office. He'll be back right away.

JOHN:

Look, Peter, this is perfect! I'll get Little Andy's act ready while Mr. Brilliant is out of the room.

PETER:

Good idea! He'll be surprised when he sits down at his desk and sees your ant doing his act.

JOHN:

OK. Little Andy is ready to begin. First, he'll stand up on his front feet on top of this little ball.

PETER:

Amazing! Can he really do that?

JOHN:

Sure. And that's not all! He waves a flag with his hind feet at the same time.

PETER:

Incredible! But... I can't see what he's doing.

JOHN:

Oh... I almost forgot the magnifying glass. With the magnifying glass you can see the whole thing and really enjoy his act.

PETER:

OK. Where's the glass?

JOHN:

Let's see... it was here in the suitcase...

BRILLIANT:

Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I do for you?

JOHN:

Good afternoon, Mr. Brilliant. I'm John Miller. I'm here to show you the most amazing act in the world!

BRILLIANT:

Marvelous! Show me what you have.

JOHN:

All right! Take this magnifying...

BRILLIANT:

Oh!... uh... there's an ant on my desk... I'll get him... (Slap!)

JOHN:

Ohhh! Nooooo! ...

BRILLIANT:

There! I got it! And now, my friend, let's see this amazing act!

JOHN:

Ooohhhhh!

Source: English Teaching Forum

GLOSSARY

theater agent: a person who acts as a representative for actors and other performers in obtaining sponsors and occasions for their performances (agente de espectáculos, patrocinador teatral).
The same:
Yes, that very person (el mismo).
perfected (perfeccionado): Notice that the verb perféct is stressed on the second syllable, unlike the adjective, which has a first‑syllable stress (pérfect).
hard work = arduous work (trabajo intenso)
training = educating (entrenando, educando)
amazing = surprising (sorprendente)
throughout the whole world = all over the world (en todo el mundo)
lucky: blessed with good fortune (afortunado)

be back = return (regresar)
right away = immediately (de inmediato, ense-guida)
stand up: rise to one's feet (pararse, ponerse de pie)
hind feet
(back feet) =/= front feet (patas delanteras =/= patas traseras)
magnifying glass = magnifier:  
Invented by Roger Bacon in 1250, it is a scientific instrument that magni-fies or enlarges an image (lupa)
marvelous = terrific = fantastic (maravilloso, fabuloso, fantástico)
I'll get him
: I'll catch him, I'll trap him, I'll kill him (in this case, kill the ant) (lo atraparé).

I got it
: I killed the ant (maté a la hormiga).

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