A gorilla
walked
a pub, put a £20 note
the bar, and asked
a glass
beer.
The barman gave the gorilla
the beer, and took the £20 note. He thought: "The gorilla is probably
stupid. I won't give him any change."
he didn't give the gorilla any change.
He wanted to appear
friendly, ,
so he started talking to the gorilla. He said: "Gorillas don't come in
here very often."
"That doesn't surprise me,"
said the gorilla. "The beer's too expensive."
