WOMAN: |
You don't look
like the man in
the picture. |
MAN: |
Yeah, in the
picture I'm
wearing glasses...
(putting on
sunglasses)
How about now? |
WOMAN: |
Nope. |
MAN: |
(putting a
stick-on
moustache)
Now? |
WOMAN: |
A little... But
not enough. |
MAN: |
(putting on a
Palestinian
turban) Now? |
WOMAN: |
Closer, but not
enough. Are you
sure it's your
passport? |
MAN: |
(bending down
to look for a
gun ) And
now? |
WOMAN: |
Ohhhh (sealing
his passport)
Welcome to
Israel !! |